That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
She loves him, she loves him not. She loves him, she… won't make up her mind!!!
The next minute the Hot N Cold singer is calling it quits! We never know what to expect!
Today was a good day, apparently, for the dysfunctional duo — they dined at the West Village's ABC Kitchen where we're sure they enjoyed a delicious meal and hopefully very little relationship
If they do break up again, can a KatyCat please send her a mixed-tapes that begins with Taylor Swift's We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together to help the pop star make up her mind!?
The relationship barometer for them weaves back and forth more awkwardly than Amanda Bynes at her last roadside sobriety test!!
We're glad they're happy today — can't wait to see what tomorrow brings!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]