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Drown your sorrows in booze, gurl!
It's your birthday and we promise not to judge you! Especially since you must be heartbroken that your beau bailed on you!
Stacy Keibler turned 33 on Friday and George Clooney was nowhere to be found.
The former wrestler and current girlfriend of the A-list actor spent the evening at NYC's Provocateur with a group of supportive friends — none of whom ever played Batman in a feature film!
There was good news, though! Stacy had many other men to choose from!
“Stacey looked happy, trim and fit, wearing tight turquoise pants and a blazer. She celebrated with 12 friends, nine of which were guys, and was drinking vodka and Champagne.”
We know Gorgeous George is the cat's pajamas but even he can't hold a candle to nine hotties with free flowing vodka!
The former ER star technically has a valid excuse for being missing in action — he's busy filming August: Osage County.
Still, don't you think he would've tried to make her party if he thought they were destined for an eternity of bliss?
Pay no mind, Stacy! Keep having fun!!
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