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No One Cares About Arnold Schwarzenegger's Unbelievably True Life Story

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Womp, womp!

Believe it or not, nobody really cares about Arnold Schwarzenegger's memoir, Totall Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story.

Despite all of the juicy details about his sex life with his former maid and Brigitte Nielsen, only 21,000 copies were sold in the first week.

Why don't people care? We have a few theories.

First of all, it's only been about a year since the American public was bombarded with all of the deets about the affair and secret son that ruined his marriage to Maria Shriver.

Secondly, he went on a media blitz to promote the book, so the public was once again bombarded with all types of specifics about his lustful life!

At this point, we don't really need to read a book to know about all of the mistakes this guy has made in his personal life. And for the sake of salvaging our opinion of him, we don't really want to either!

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8 comments to “No One Cares About Arnold Schwarzenegger's Unbelievably True Life Story



  1. 1

    I would have been more surprised if anyone even CARED? Whooo Da ell Carersersres? (that was supposed to be said in Arnie's "I've only lived in the US for how long???" accent)

  2. thebigboot says – reply to this


    2

    And how did your books do? I just saw one of them in the dollar bin.

  3. shanghai says – reply to this


    3

    Who cares his book and interviews just confirm what a lying cheating douche this guy is.



  4. 4

    21k books sold is actually a lot. Looks like you don't fucking know anything about book sales.



  5. 5

    Republican sociopath! Married American royalty, and treated her like a maid!



  6. 6

    Re: JeffreyR.Peter SnoodleNoodle – The Kennedy Klan are not "ROYALTY", they are America's most dysfunctional family.

  7. teeter totter says – reply to this


    7

    In a month or two you can check it for free from your local library as long as you have a card.

  8. hoff manab says – reply to this


    8

    This editorial is very informative. Glad you collective it with s. Thanks!