Believe it or not, nobody really cares about Arnold Schwarzenegger's memoir, Totall Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story.
Despite all of the juicy details about his sex life with his former maid and Brigitte Nielsen, only 21,000 copies were sold in the first week.
Why don't people care? We have a few theories.
First of all, it's only been about a year since the American public was bombarded with all of the deets about the affair and secret son that ruined his marriage to Maria Shriver.
Secondly, he went on a media blitz to promote the book, so the public was once again bombarded with all types of specifics about his lustful life!
At this point, we don't really need to read a book to know about all of the mistakes this guy has made in his personal life. And for the sake of salvaging our opinion of him, we don't really want to either!
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