It's ridiculous that a presidential candidate could say something like this.
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Courtney Stodden desperately wants the world to believe she's made of real live 18 year-old girl parts!
Tired of being heckled by those who claim she has cheek implants, lip injections, or was born a Filipino boy in 1958, the Teen bride is going to great lengths to legitimize her flesh!
And he swears to the world she's hasn't been cryogenically enhanced like Robocop
, Joan Rivers, and Lance Armstrong!
Look, we're not saying we don't believe the guy — he has a good Yelp rating, after all — we're saying Courtney doesn't owe the world any apologies!!
So what if you married a dude your Dad's age!? Doug Hutchison seems nice to us!
And he can teach you about things occurring long before you were born, like the Vietnam War!! And Nirvana!
Do your own thing, gurl! And no one can accuse you of being fake!
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