That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
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During their opening statement's Brit Brit's former manager's legal team suggested Britney shaved off all her hair back in 2007 because she thought her dirty blonde locks could prove she'd been taking hardcore drugs!!
According to Sam's lawyer, SaJoseph Schleimer, the pop star was deeeep into crystal meth (like, Aaron Paul style), and was such a wreck she was convinced "that a judge would test her hair for drugs — and when it turned up positive, she would lose custody of her kids."
So, to fix all her problems, Britney SHAVED HER DAMN HEAD!
Honestly, that seems like the kind of logic a meth head would come up with. But the question is why was Britney — a famous young pop star — on meth in the first place??
Brit's team says Sam forced the drugs on her so he could control her. So, that kinda backfired on him! HA!
This is just the beginning of the trial drama! We can't wait to hear what other crazy claims come out of this case!
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