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Lindsay Lohan Skips Work And Her Boss Sends Christian Bale To Murder Her?!

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Well this is a new one!

Lindsay Lohan is MIA after no-showing at work yesterday — that part isn't new — and her boss the screenwriter called her out on Twitter and… sent a fictional hitman after her!

LiLo was supposed to be in studios re-recording lines of dialogue she mumbled while filming the The Canyons, but that never happened!

Writer Bret Easton Ellis, the dude who desperately wanted to write 50 Shades of Grey and did write American Psycho, tweeted:

Patrick Bateman is, of course, the super suave axe-weilding psychotic murdering businessman in Psycho played by Christian Bale!!

We understand Bret is peeved Lindsay's antics have held up yet another film shoot and cost everyone a ton of money but they knew what to expect when they hired her sending a fictional killer after her is a bit much!

And kind of tacky!

Anyway, maybe she had a valid excuse!!

Exhaustion! Arraignments! You never can tell with the lovely Lindsay!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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18 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Skips Work And Her Boss Sends Christian Bale To Murder Her?!”

  1. MALIBU BARBIE says – reply to this



  2. BEACH BOY TROY says – reply to this



  3. jg610 says – reply to this


    You know I used to HATE Perez for how he bashed everyone, but now he has become sickeningly ingratiating…. LOVELY Lindsay??? I just wish he could write an article without his stinking opinion on everything because his opinions are irrelevant. She's a screwup, plain and simple and I'm so tired of her and the Kartrashians… I wish he would find something interesting to write about.

  4. 4

    She did not miss any ADR time. She didn't even bother to tweet back. Ellis is trying desperately to stay relevant.

  5. cari says – reply to this


    Just send his dime store replacement, Scott Di(si)ck. he'll do anything for a buck.
    And IT WAS NOT tacky of Bret, it was however part of the punishment you get for hiring an insane substance abuser.

  6. 6

    man, her tits are sure sagging and spreading. before long they'll be hanging to her waist and under her armpits.

  7. 7

    At least we know her tits are real. Fake ones don't sag like that.

  8. 8

    Um, what's tacky is not showing up for your job.

  9. 9

    Re: overthere – Sorry to inform you of this, but she DID miss it. She's a screw up, stop defending her. Ellis is an idiot, but it's completely TRUE about her not showing up. Apparently she was out partying until after 4 am, though.

  10. Lilo says – reply to this


    No one would tell She no where to go….another Hollywood sign and old movie line.

  11. 11

    She's a total f*ck-up, irresponsible and unprofessional. Her missing work is NOTHING new however. People who hire her are aware how unprofessional she is, so they are taking a big risk and they know it. They have nobody to blame but themselves when this happens, because Lindsay is like an irresponsible teenager and always will be.

  12. 12

    Wait, you mean they're not done filming this epic tale? How long must we wait for this to come out?
    By the way, is this still going to be a Netflix exclusive or ate they going to be giving Tje DVD away at McDonald's with Happy Meals?

  13. 13

    Wait, you mean they're not done filming this epic tale? How long must we wait for this to come out?
    By the way, is this still going to be a Netflix exclusive or are they going to be giving the DVD away at McDonald's with Happy Meals?

  14. art says – reply to this


    Good picture of Lindsay showing her Boobs.Lindsay has great Boobs,Love em.

  15. 15

    I'll never understand why people keep hiring her. There are other actresses in Hollywood who would be far more reliable.

  16. Jess says – reply to this


    Or maybe she's just a has been who keeps getting extra chances and continues to drop the ball. He should be pissed…because she is making other people wait for her and wasting their time. But, keep sticking up for her Perez! She's been doing SO well at this 10 year come back!!! How annoying and childish!

  17. RainbowBrite says – reply to this


    First of all. Lindsey Lohan isn't lovely. She's a whore who has been given way too many chances by the cops, life, and film directors. How the hell is she still getting jobs? And why does everyone go on about what a great actress she is. You're basing your opinions on the handful of shitty films she has made including 3 or 4 disney movies, high school girl flicks, and that stripper movie. Secondly this guy is a piece of work himself and hasn't handled any situation with professionalism. Remember the rant he went on about losing out to direct 50 shades? They're both classless. Seriously what did he expect.

  18. Frank Rizzo says – reply to this


    Luscious titties, I'd like to sink my Johnson in her.