Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
Aww what a gentleman! Take note, lads… this is how you treat a lady!
Ok, this behavior shouldn't be all that impressive, common courtesy and MANNERS should be the norm, but nowadays… well, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors… and even kids'll knock you down so's they can pass!
HA! Yep, we had to pull in a Chicago reference.
Wait! Musical theater epiphany! Paris could totally play Roxie in the broadway version of Chicago, and River can be her Mr. Cellophane! HA!
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