This is easily one of the coolest things we have ever done over the last 11 years!!!!
In fact, Robert Pattinson is apparently the ONLY person who hasn't caught wind of her "twisted double life," but his friends are ready to blow the whistle on his estranged girlfriend's shenanigans!
JUICY! We'll keep an eye on where this one GOES…even though we don't want to see our R-Patz broken-hearted!
Which is EXACTLY how Miz Demi Moore is feeling these days!
The actress is pushing 50, and her friends are concerned that this reality, along with her estranged husband Ashton Kutcher's very PUBLIC romance with Mila Kunis may just be too much for her already-fragile emotional state!
It's about time those two just officially called their union quits…which in other news, is apparently what Khloe Kardashian and her hubby, Lamar Odom, are ready to do with theirs, due to issues with having kids, DRUNKEN FIGHTS, and secret meetings with lawyers!
And it's gonna cost them $67 MILLION!
And it's going NO better this week for Khloe's sister Kourtney, who has apparently come to realize that her baby daddy Scott Disick is SUCH an absent father that their newborn, Penelope, doesn't even RECOGNIZE him!
Oh, will this heart-ache ever END?!
Well, when it comes to the relationships forged out of reality competitions like The Bachelorette, we shouldn't expect it to!
And we're RIGHT!
Its latest product, Emily and Jef, have ALSO ended their engagement after the winner called his fiance a bad mom!
Onto something we find A LOT more shocking than that DUH!
What else is being kept hidden, only to be uncovered by tabloids?!
BIG SECRETS from both Presidential candidates this year, Barack Obama AND Mitt Romney!
NO binders full of women here, folks!
Instead, we're talking baby scandals with Michelle AND a the Republican nominee's previously unreported arrest!
Good lord, we don't know about you, but we need to cleanse this negative Nancy-pallette with some positive news!
And thankfully, Bill and Giuliana Rancic have that!
The couple only just welcomed their son Duke into the world, but have announced that a second child is ON THE WAY!
Just wonderful! We couldn't be more thrilled for their growing family!
HERE'S HOPING NEXT WILL HAVE MORE STORIES ON THAT VEIN!
SEE YOU BITCHES THEN!
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