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Amber Heard Straddles The Machete Edge — FIRST LOOK In Machete Kills!
Machete don't pageant walk!
LOLz!
We're not even sure if you guys are reading this, or if you're looking at the fantastic bombshell that is Amber Heard in the first official promotional still from the sequel to Machete, aptly called Machete Kills!
If you've seen the first installment, you know that the ladies can't resist Danny Trejo's character — and in this one we assume he'll have to survive the likes of Sofia Vergara, Vanessa Hudgens, Michelle Rodriguez, Zoe Saldana, Jessica Alba, and Alexa Vega. You know, if he's going to properly face off against Mel Gibson as a crazy billionaire who wants to start a global war!
It's too bad we don't know exactly when it'll be out, but then again, Machete don't tell secrets! We'll know when we know!
Color us excited for Robert Rodriguez's follow up to Sin City, too — Sin City: A Dame To Kill For!
It's about time!
Tags: amber heard, character, crazy, machete kills, mel gibson, official, promotion, sequel, sofia vergara, vanessa hudgens, zoe saldana
Willow Smith Covers Adele's Skyfall
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Lady GaGa is in this too I believe. My lord I wish I knew what happened to make Perez dislike her so. Now THAT is some real gossip.
Very noticeable absence of lady gaga in this post! Seriously what happened?? It's gonna be interesting to see if you post about her when she brings out new music. Although I gotta admit, you two severing ties makes me like her a lot more.
I LOVE Danny Trejo! He is the anti-hollywood leading man, he's got a totally different look than anyone out there but he's still hot and cool. It's so nice to see someone fresh and different and not the typical cookie-cutter actor. He pulls off scary, sexy, funny etc. just by being himself. I've heard he's also a nice guy in RL. Glad to see him working on new projects and love him in SOA! He's someone you'd like to have over for dinner to just chat with and have a beer on the patio with. I bet he has the most awesome stories to tell about his life. Good for him!!!
I like how you forgot to mention the acting debut of one of the biggest stars on the planet. wtf is wrong with you, you moron!?
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