Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
Machete don't pageant walk!
We're not even sure if you guys are reading this, or if you're looking at the fantastic bombshell that is Amber Heard in the first official promotional still from the sequel to Machete, aptly called Machete Kills!
If you've seen the first installment, you know that the ladies can't resist Danny Trejo's character — and in this one we assume he'll have to survive the likes of Sofia Vergara, Vanessa Hudgens, Michelle Rodriguez, Zoe Saldana, Jessica Alba, and Alexa Vega. You know, if he's going to properly face off against Mel Gibson as a crazy billionaire who wants to start a global war!
It's too bad we don't know exactly when it'll be out, but then again, Machete don't tell secrets! We'll know when we know!
Color us excited for Robert Rodriguez's follow up to Sin City, too — Sin City: A Dame To Kill For!
It's about time!