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Barack Obama Jokes About Debate Performance, Joe Biden And 50 Shades Of Grey With Jon Stewart

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Barack Obama's interview on The Daily Show (above) Thursday night may have been one of his best televised appearances yet.

He was both funny and informative by easily matching Jon Stewart's wit while being able to shift to a more serious tone to outline his case for the presidency.

The POTUS humbly laughed along as the Emmy-winning host poked fun at his performance during the first debate, but then shot back with:

"Obviously, I had an off night. The presentation wasn't the way it needed to be, but the issues haven't changed. They didn't change after the first debate and they didn't change in the second debate … Governor Romney makes a good presentation, but the fundamentals of what he's calling for are the same policies that got us into this mess that we've been fighting against for the last four years."

The second part of the interview (below) was a bit more fun, mostly due to a HIGHlarious Joe Biden joke when Stewart asked how often the Vice President shows up for meetings "in a wet bathing suit." Obama then zinged:

"I need to issue a presidential directive on that. We have to stop that. I have to say, though, he looks pretty good. Just saying."

Ha! Although we highly doubt that, it's hard not to LOL at that image.

When Stewart asked the President about why the "Bush era warrantless wiretapping laws and those types of things" have remained in place during his administration, he proceeded to explain that he "modified them" and "put safeguards in place that weren't there before."

The reason the American public isn't aware of his policy changes in that specific area is because "they're not real sexy issues." After Stewart quipped, "You don't know what I find sexy", Obama joked:

"I saw you flash that Shades of Grey thing, so I know what you've been reading, but we're not going to go there. I'm still the president."

Does that mean he'll be going there after he's done being president? Those interviews will be fun! LOLz!

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30 comments to “Barack Obama Jokes About Debate Performance, Joe Biden And 50 Shades Of Grey With Jon Stewart”

  1. Irvinegirl says – reply to this


    Our country is in turmoil, the Middle East hates us even more than before (if that's possible) and this man, this President, is laughing it up with John Stewart? What a disgrace.

  2. thebigboot says – reply to this


    Why didn't you make reference to his "If four americans get killed, it's not optimal.” comment?

  3. 3

    Damn you are a pathetic libtard fucking homo. Only mention the stupid liberal girly shit instead of listing how he said the death of 4 americans is "not optimal". Gee, ya think. What aa fucking doosh.

  4. 4

    Will someone tell me how going on Stewart's show is going to help Obama this close to election day?? Makes no sense to me. He's not going to win any new voters nor inspire those contemplating staying home to get out and vote. Seems to me, The Daily Show viewers are already motivated to vote and will vote for Obama. It was a waste of time and considering the gaffe, he didn't do himself any favors. DOH!!!

  5. Leslie says – reply to this


    Re: Irvinegirl
    I agree. And he won't get any new votes by going on Jon Stewart. He's "preaching" to the choir.

  6. 6

    Obama is a douche. I cant imagine next 4 years if he gets re-elected. VERY SCARY

  7. 7

    Re: hoochpit – Nicely said!

  8. 8

    Not everyone is going to watch a two hour debate. Sometimes you have to go through other outlets to reach people. I believe he will be re-elected. He has kept almost all of his promises and in another 4 years, everything he set out to do will be accomplished.. There are students who couldn't afford to go to college, now attending college because of what he did. I never fell for the hype. I didn't make him out to be the modern day Jesus, like most people did. I never believed he would save the world. That type of thinking would only get you dissapointed. And that's what alot of people are right now.

  9. 9

    murdered diplomats, a dying economy, unemployment rising AGAIN( the dip was caused by accounting errors in the peoples republic of kalifornia) this cocksucker laughs at everything. according to one of his promises 4 years ago he shouldn't even be on the ballot. you'll recall he saID that if he didn't cut the deficit in half his first term he should be a one term president. but then again he's lied about so much, you libs can't remember all of them.

  10. 10

    Re: trinigirl123 – "He has kept almost all of his promises " you are fucking kidding me, right??gay marriage, cutting the debt in half!! instead he says nothing about gays, and increases the debt by 60%, that is 6,000,000,000,000. or SIX TRILLION DOLLARS. have another drink of the koolade.

  11. 11

    Re: trinigirl123 – "He has kept almost all of his promises"

    ok, easy question,,,NAME TWO

  12. 12

    Re: raypearson – WHOA, I lit a fire under that ass, didn't I? I bet you're shaking at your computer, waiting for a responce huh? LMAO. The financial regulatory reform was passed. Don't ask, don't tell was repealed. Now I'll wait as you pick at them or ask me to name two more? Three? Five? LMAO.

  13. 13

    you are responsible for the murder and abuse of 4 innocent people, and all you can say cocksucker that it is "not optimal". God what an egotistical camel fucker.

  14. Nshado says – reply to this


    I'm just so glad he can laugh and make jokes, and lie his way through this election while the rest of us are freakin' miserable. No job, no money, crap car, eating Ramen for dinner. That's MOST Of AMERICA prez…we're moving forward all right, without YOU!!

  15. 15

    [re="6244612]Re: trinigirl123[/re] as i said have another drink of the koolade sweetheart, "The financial regulatory reform was passed. Don't ask, don't tell was repealed" how do these piddly ass "reforms" have to do wth 6,000,000,000,000 increased debt that i and YOU have to pay for? how can you even think about justifying the additional $240,000,000,000, thats two hundred and forty billion dollars per year. that means that 20 billion dollar A MONTH of our tax dollars go to paying ONLY the interest on HIS DEBT. If you want to try to excuse his lie , please give it your best shot. After all since you know all about his promises you'll remember he promised YOU that he would REDUCE the dept by 50% in his first term, and if he didn't he had failed and did not desreve another term. I know you'll say it's busk's fault and an adverse congress, but you will also recall that the dems controllede congress the last 2 years of the bush presidency and the first 2 years of his. he has done shit with respects to our weeping economy and declining rep inb the crest of the world. bye now loser.

  16. 16

    I would say some people should start paying attention to what is really happening. some conservative networks and some talk show host have been posting u tubes of students at obama rallys or major college campuses and these students are dumber then a bag of rocks. college students you are embarrassing yourselves with your lack of knowledge.

  17. 17

    Re: raypearson – Hey, you quoted me and asked me to name two. I named two.

  18. 18

    Re: trinigirl123 – like all libtards you avoid, ignore and obsfucate there is never any point in trying to have an intelligent conversation with you. you cannot run on his record of lies so all you can do is laugh about 4 dead people.. so in three words
    F O loser.

  19. LiberalsMakeMeSick says – reply to this


    Let's see, 4 Americans were murdered on Sept 11th and our maladroit president is still lying and covering up his failed foreign policies.

    Also he is covering up how his administration ignored repeated requests for additional security. Obama now chooses to go on a comedy show to discuss the circus he and the moderator created at the last debate. No time for the white house press, no time for Prime Minister of Israel, no time to tell the American people what is TRUTHFULLY going on but plenty of time for comedy and talk shows.

    Trini girl has no clue. I am sure she has never paid a tax in her life or she wouldn't be making comments like she does.

  20. 20

    Cant wait to see what he is going to give all you people when he taxes the rich! NOTHING!! But he will keep borrowing & printing and spending!Only cut he knows is our military! Will be the smallest military since WWI, pretty sad that you people are ok with this!! What do u care as long as he keeps giving you money, nothing else matters! If he passes the marriage laws, it dont matter but that! IT WONT GO THREW CONGRESS YOU FOOLS! JUST PROMISES!!!

  21. 21

    He did the John Stewart show, so he could chill with the Hollywood crowd and ride Air Force One. He's soaking it all in, because he knows it's all ending November 6!

  22. 22

    "What job? I have a job? Oh right, I'm the President of the United States. My bad."

  23. 23

    Obama Campaign promises from 2008
    “I promise 100% transparency in my administration.”
    “I promise NO NEW TAXES on a family making less than $250K a year.”
    “I will allow 5 days of public comment before I sign any bills.”
    “I will remove earmarks from PORK projects before I sign any bill.”
    “I will end Income Tax for seniors making less than $50K a year.”
    "I will bring ALL of our troop’s home within ONE year."
    “I’ll put the Health Care negotiations on CSPAN so everyone can see who is at the table!”.
    “I’ll have no lobbyists in my administration."
    "I'll close Guantanamo."
    "I'll resign if I don't cut the deficit in half by the end of four years."
    "I'll unite the people of this great country."
    Then there was:
    "We've got shovel ready projects all across the country".

  24. 24

    Re: trinigirl123 – I'm getting a lot less funding for college now then before obama was president… So actually it's less affordable for me to go right now. i took a break for three years after my sophomore year. I'm in my senior year now.

  25. The Matrix says – reply to this


    Who cares about jobs and the economy…Obama promises women as many free rubbers as they need, and a bottomless tube of lube for their lady bits.

  26. teeter totter says – reply to this


    Re: IzzyLizzy

    V“I will end Income Tax for seniors making less than $50K a year.”

    As a senior living on Social Security and a small pension, I would love to see something like this pass.

    I just filled out my absentee ballot today and Obama is not getting my vote, like they say, fooled me once, shame.

  27. Educated Person says – reply to this


    Re: raypearson – Whoever you are Ray Pearson - you are a fucking idiot! W

  28. 28

    At least Obama and Stewart are making politics fun.
    Because really, otherwise it's all about getting elected, not what's best for the nation.

  29. 29

    Re: raypearson – LOL F O Loser to you too. Look at your question again retard. Don't blame me because your question was worded wrong. LMAO. Looking for a fight, but can't even fight lol. Re: CaritaDeCleopatra – REALLY because personally, I know a handfull of students with opposite results. What school do you go to and what exactly is your situation? You should look deeper into it. Because it's odd, that They are getting help and you're not.

  30. porkchop911 says – reply to this