It's over! Kaput! Es todo! The end is extremely mothereffing nigh!!
After months of speculation, Dennis Quaid's wife is finally filing for a separation and, soon thereafter, a divorce.
Sure, Kimberly Buffington-Quaid filed once before but was persuaded to change her mind out of fear of losing the lifestyle (re: ca$h money) she grew accustomed to but this time she's serious!
"Kimberly is fed up with Dennis' cheating and wants out of the marriage. He's not a good husband."
Ugh! We loved you in Frequency, Dennis, but that's no way to treat your wife!
It sounds like Kim's been entrenched in a stinky marriage for some time?!
We wonder how much dinero it took to talk her off the ledge back in March when she originally filed for her divorce?!
Kimberly will be represented by the infamous Laura Wasser — the attorney who worked on Kobe Bryant's case and the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries debacle!
What could possibly go wrong?!
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