All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Shut the doors, lower the blinds, ’cause this kiki is about to get a Glee filled injection!!
Lea tweets at Glee star Chris Colfer:
— Lea Michele (@msleamichele) October 18, 2012
If you were living on a remote island somewhere this summer, then let us illuminate you to the Kiki phenomenon. Electrapop band Scissor Sisters created a cheeky tune called Let's Have A Kiki, along with a WONDROUS complimenting dance number, which became the surprise hit of the season!
AND when we created our Glee fantasy playlist for season four, we totally included the catchy tune, ’cause obvioulsly only Lea Michele is the only diva who could do the lovely Ana Matronic, Scissor Sister frontwoman and the Mistress of kikis, any justice.
THIS MUST HAPPEN.
We can just imagine it: Rachel's had a stressful day at NYADA and gets caught in the rain, making her look like a drowned RAT (HA!). She gets on the subway and mother truckers try touching her ass, so the only thing she wants to do upon returning to her unbelievably nice loft apt in Bushwick is have a kiki with her bestie Kurt. Kurt lowers the blinds, shuts the doors tight…
And an ultimate GLEE-KI commences!
Watch a kiki dance instructional video presented by The Scissor Sisters (below)!
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