Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Two of our most favorite things fused together in one magical, musical show?!!! Did we just die and is heaven real? Or did we accidentally take DMT and are experiencing a drug-fueled heaven like fantasy?!
Let Mika instruct you on how to become Popular at his Webster Hall Origins of Love show (above)!
Annnnd we'd simply melt into a slippery pool of blissful humanity!