Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
No! She's a little classy, country belle! We kid of course!
But OH MAH GOOODDNESS!! Taylor was trapped in Harry's older lady love beam! HA!
Well, it seems that Tay's crush DID turn into a fully fledged romance, cause according to reports, the two musical dynamos were secretly DATING until Swifty found out about Harry's smoochfest with model Emma Ostilly!
"Taylor really liked Harry and even though they weren't exclusive, he hinted at making it official with her just before he took off to Australia. He even told Taylor he didn't want her to see anybody else while he was gone! Taylor had her love goggles on and didn't care what anybody had to say about Harry.
[Then] Taylor had all these texts from Harry begging for a chance to explain and telling her not to believe everything she reads. She immediately googled Harry and found all the stories and pictures of him kissing Emma. She was heartbroken."
Oh sh*t Harry!!! You do know what happens when you scorn Swifty, don't you?! She immortalizes your dickhead ways into catchy, successful country-pop tunes! HA!
Which is quite fitting punishment, if you think about it.
Ah well, we guess everything worked out for the best as Taylor met a nice young, politically-connected lover and is apparently a smitten kitten.
Although… what about that One Direction mystery date Taylor so quickly cancelled recently? Could she have been having second thoughts and wanted to give it another go with Harry, but then changed her mind AGAIN and realized she's happy enough with Conor?!
Ahhh now this whole Harry and Taylor dating bomb is bursting open a whole NEW can of juicy speculation worms!
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