Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
Pirates! A fierce band of cutthroat pirates!
And not just any pirates — hunky, eyeliner wearing sex pot pirates named Captain Hook! At least… at least that's what we thought his name was. He calls himself something else in these clips. Don't know what that is about. Maybe he changes his name to James Hook after he gets a new accessory.
In any case, ch-ch-check out Rumplestiltskin bravely preparing to duel the fame villain (above)! Note: this is before he got a fancy dagger and greens skin!
Yikes! Good luck, guy!
We can't believe season two of Once Upon A Time is already four episodes deep — and that it just keeps getting better and better!
We have pirates! And dwarves!
And Emilie de Ravin getting along quite poorly with Mr. Gold!
And… Did we mention…? PIRATES!!!
Arrr!! Shiver we timbers!