An announcement could come as soon as Thursday, so be ready for more updates as more is revealed.
It looks like Sony will not be putting out The Interview at all.
In a statement, the studio said:
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Have you guys heard of this new-fangled fad that celebs are waaaaay into??
They're called a caffeine injections!
So what you do is, you spend the day out and about together, right, and you get suuuper tired. Like, exhausted beyond belief because of all the fun you're having.
Once you hit that point, you grab coffee. Then you drink the coffee.
"Caffeine injections" don't really require injecting anything! Though, we bet someone could find a way. We'd recommend that you don't, though.
Hey Amanda. Ask your new boyfriend to tell us what happens in the Gossip Girl finale! PUH-LEASE?!
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