We're learning more about this terrible tragedy.
Oh how we wish we could have seen Justin slipping that love diamond on Jessica's elegant finger during what we hear was a fairytale wedding ceremony, held at the sprawling, castle-like Borgo Egnazia Resort in Southern Italy!
And that rock looks gorgeous, Jess! And so freaking HUGE! Be careful not to fall into the Adriatic Sea, you'll sink straight to the bottom!! HA!
Sooooo… when ya'll gonna have babiez?! Get crack-alackin'! We want a whole Jussica Timberbiel brood!
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