There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Judging by his demeanor and facial expression, that's what we're forced to assume!
Why do you look as if a kangaroo punched you in the boner, Mr. Cullen?
Sad your rekindled love with Kristen Stewart is on hiatus while you pimp your flick separately in Sydney?
Are you torn up inside because Breaking Dawn: Part 2 premieres in a few weeks and you aren't sure whether you'll ever see Taylor Lautner shirtless again?
Depressed because your Baltimore Orioles were eliminated from playoff contention?
We're here for you, R-Patz!!
Just tell us what's wrong!!
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