This is unimaginably tragic.
The team did release a statement on the matter, though (below):
If you like him so much, why don't you just go marry him!
Oh, right, because polygamy is outlawed!
As it turns out, Benjamin
Button Boston couldn't have been more happy to see his Runner, Runner costar tie the knot last weekend!
"I'm very excited for [Justin.] He's a terrific guy. He's a really good actor. There's nothing that guy can't do. Jess is great. I'm happy for them."
He's right, Jess and JT are totes in
tune synch with one another!
And they'll be poppin' out beautiful babies
any day nine months from now!!
We're glad to the Pearl Harbor star doesn't think his new buddy bombed in the decision making department as he's basically the expert at this point! Ben's near decade long marriage to Jennifer Garner is smoother than a seal's behind!
We wonder if he's weaseling his way in to become their firstborn's Godfather, LOLz!!
[Image via Splash News.]