Mila Kunis just popped, and we could not be happier!
We don't think so!!
"[Rihanna] gave me herpes and then when I threatened to file a lawsuit against her for not telling me she was infested with genital blisters she began to hit herself in the face and throw herself into walls just as Jim Carrey did in the movie Liar, Liar."
Jim Carrey?! Uhh, there are no words to describe the absurdity of all this!
The paperwork continued:
"I woke up with three blisters on my penis … this isn't just a regular case of American herpes, this is a case of Herpes from Barbados, which is most likely lethal."
Yeah. We don't think so!
Breezy The joker is demanding $10 mil and a restraining order against RiRi but something tells he has another thing coming!!
Karma is a cruel mistress, pal!
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