Ellen DeGeneres Annoyed It Took World So Long To Laugh At Her Jokes!

The world finally recognized Ellen DeGenres as the HIGHlarious lady we all know her to be and all the comedienne can say is... It's about time! The El… Read more…

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thebigboot says – reply to this

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Could it be that she's really not that funny?
MALIBU BARBIE says – reply to this

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LOOK AT ITS RESUME:
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I ,M EXPERIENCED IN SODOMY … I'M A BUGGERY PRO ..
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GOTS A BIG LONG BEAK LIKE AN ARAB BRO …
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I LOOKS LIKE A BEAST AND MY POSSUM 'S GOT YEAST ….
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MY HAIR IS GETTIN' SHORT LIKE A PEDOPHILE PRIEST ….
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I UGLY AS SHIT WITH A DEAD DROLL WIT …
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BUT MY BOREFEST SNOOZER SOW I WILLS NOT QUIT ..
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BANG !!!!
MALIBU BARBIE says – reply to this

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LOOK AT ITS RESUME:
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I ,M EXPERIENCED IN SODOMY … I'M A BUGGERY PRO ..
.
GOTS A BIG LONG BEAK LIKE AN ARAB BRO …
.
I LOOKS LIKE A BEAST AND MY POSSUM 'S GOT YEAST ….
.
MY HAIR IS GETTIN' SHORT LIKE A PEDOPHILE PRIEST ….
.
I UGLY AS SHIT WITH A DEAD DROLL WIT …
.
BUT MY BOREFEST SNOOZER SOW I WILLS NOT QUIT ..
.
BANG !!!!
MALIBU BARBIE says – reply to this

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LOOK AT ITS RESUME:
.
I ,M EXPERIENCED IN SODOMY … I'M A BUGGERY PRO ..
.
GOTS A BIG LONG BEAK LIKE AN ARAB BRO …
.
I LOOKS LIKE A BEAST AND MY POSSUM 'S GOT YEAST ….
.
MY HAIR IS GETTIN' SHORT LIKE A PEDOPHILE PRIEST ….
.
I UGLY AS SHIT WITH A DEAD DROLL WIT …
.
BUT MY BOREFEST SNOOZER SOW I WILLS NOT QUIT ..
.
BANG !!!!
KIDS ..... says – reply to this

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NOW , KIDS :
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ELLEN HERE IS A SODOMY FREAK …. SODOMY FREAKS ARE THE CONSEQUENCE OF VIOLATING THE GOOD LAWS OF NATURE .
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RACE MIXING ENDS IN DISGUSTINGLY UGLY PUTRIFIED CREATURES WHOM DO DISGUSTINGLY HORRID THINGS !!!!
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VERY BAD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FOIST MONSTROUS ELLEN - TYPE FREAKS ON AMERICA TO HURT US … BECAUSE EVIL ENVYS AND HATES GOOD .
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SO NEVER BE TRICKED BY THIS EVIL ENEMY WITHIN …. KEEP TO YOUR OWN RACE !!!
KIDS ..... says – reply to this

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NOW , KIDS :
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ELLEN HERE IS A SODOMY FREAK …. SODOMY FREAKS ARE THE CONSEQUENCE OF VIOLATING THE GOOD LAWS OF NATURE .
.
RACE MIXING ENDS IN DISGUSTINGLY UGLY PUTRIFIED CREATURES WHOM DO DISGUSTINGLY HORRID THINGS !!!!
.
VERY BAD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FOIST MONSTROUS ELLEN - TYPE FREAKS ON AMERICA TO HURT US … BECAUSE EVIL ENVYS AND HATES GOOD .
.
SO NEVER BE TRICKED BY THIS EVIL ENEMY WITHIN …. KEEP TO YOUR OWN RACE !!!
WHOA !!! says – reply to this

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THAT GUY NEEDS A NOSE JOB , SERIOUSLY DUDES !!!
Lady Who? says – reply to this

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Remember when you went on her show and she didn't hug you like she does with all her guests? Then she asked you if sassy was just another word for bully? It was great, she knows you're still a liar and a phony.
Chooch says – reply to this

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I haven't ever actually laughed at anything she's said. She does ok as a talk show host (was awful as an Idol judge), but as a comedian, meh. I remember seeing her on TV years ago before she came out and thinking that she was a lady luvver, which has no bearing on her comedic talents. But give me Shangela, JuJuBee, Pandora Boxx and some of the other girls on RuPaul's drag race and I'll teehee my butt off.