Prepare to unwrap the JUCIEST Gossip Girl fruit, ’cause some cray sh*t is about to go down in the Upper East side… and we're talking semi-insestuous sex triangle cray!!!
Ch-ch-check out a preview for next Monday's episode, titled Portrait of a Lady Alexander (above)!
OK but let's discuss last night's re-donkey-dickulous episode… what the f*ck is UP with people acting so weird!
Take Dan H. for instance… Since when is he the type to backstab his best brosef Nate, just so he can climb up the NYC literary ladder?! And UGH we are SO bored of Serena right now and her need to 'mentor' the brattiest brat AKA Sage! Cut her loose, step-mother style and send that chicka off to boarding school HA!
Whatever, after seeing some telling pics of Serena in a gilded wedding dress holding hands with Dan, hopefully all their strange behavior will melt away and they'll both realize their undying luuurrrrrve for one another by season's end!
At least it's nice to see Chuck and Blair being the cutest couple ever… way to get her exhausted back, Chuck! We're glad you took a second out of your revenge scheme to help out your over-tired girl… there IS a gentleman in you after all!
Awww how is Chuck ever gonna deal with Blair moving to Los Angeles… HA!