On the real: We are THRILLED Christina Aguilera's new album is hitting shelves in a couple weeks! Howeves, we haven't forgotten the ache of disappointment from her last record gave us.
Christina remembers her flop a little differently.
Like a mother chemically engineered to forget the pain of giving birth, The Voice star memory of pushing out Bionic is not at all accurate.
While promoting Lotus Xtina has given interview after interview blaming Bionic's lack of success on
herself the public's taste. She gave Rolling Stone, Billboard, and a YouTube Q&A the EXACT SAME excuse: the album was "was ahead of its time."
We love us some Lady Aguilera, but SRSLY??
The gurl used to make hit recorders like Dunkin makes doughnuts. But the Xtina express can to screeching holt when Bionic sold only 300,000 copies and birthed a total of zero top ten singles!
Luckily that's all in the past.
We've heard that Lotus is going to be Xtina return to form — which is faaaabulous because we CANNOT wait for her to rub us the right way again!
[Image via WENN.]
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