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Donald Trump's Twitter BOMB Leaked? President Obama Divorcing First Lady?!
Uhh, we don't think so!
Donald Trump promised an earth shattering Presidential revelation this afternoon and Twitter is abuzz with the most wildly ridiculous rampant speculation we've seen in awhile!
We aren't sure why the world takes the real estate mogul's biased belittling of Barack Obama with more than a grain of salt, though we suppose The Apprentice creator's flair for the dramatic is occasionally intriguing!
So what dirt does the captain of the combover purportedly have on the Perezident, anyway?
One patently absurd theory comes from CNBC personality Douglas Kass. He tweeted:
HIgh above the Alps my Gnome has heard that Donald Trump will announce that he has unearthed divorce papers between the Prez and his wife.
— Douglas Kass (@DougKass) October 23, 2012
Are you your gnomes kidding us?!
Michelle Obama is the most compelling First Lady since Jackie O — the Prez would never divorce his better half!!
You might as well try and convince us Barack is selling cocaine out of the White House Rose Garden!
Don't tell us… that's one of the theories too?!
For what it's worth, desperate Donald insists everyone's guesses are way off base.
He said:
All predictions re: my 12 o'clock release are totally incorrect.Stay tuned!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2012
Check back for the exciting conclusion to Trump's Twitter-gate at Noon EST!
[Image via Kyle Blair/WENN.]
Tags: barack obama, cnbc, cocaine, divorce, donald trump, douglas kass, jackie o, michelle obama, politik, sad sad, silly, twitter, wacky tacky true
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Do some fucking research you idiot fucking homo. It has been leaked that it was OLD papers, when they went through a rough patch. God damn you are fucking horrible.
My god, do you even try? There were papers, and hey it's tit for tat. They bring up old stuff to smear Romeny, in turn it's only fair play.
I love when someone calls Michelle
The Black Jackie, I just know how that must piss off Caroline Kennedy
Wow Donald you are making yourself look pathetically desperate:)
lol!so what? all couples go thru ish, inlcuding pressy and michele. OBAMA2012!He still gets my vote.
Have you never heard of Nancy Reagan???
and this is shocking. LMAO!That is not gonna sway my vote for OBAMA boo. Michelle is standing by her man.lol
First of all there is a Major difference between considering divorce and lying under oath at your friend's divorce– one of those is illegal!!! Second Michelle Obama is a classy lady and so was Jackie-O and I'm sure Caroline is nothing like you mindless racist idiots (first of all she must have more important things to do with her life other than worry about this kind of stuff) but I would take it as a compliment to my mother that she is the template of what class should be
I'd have thought about divorcing her sneering, ugly, angry ass too. Michelle Obama is a greedy, grasping, nasty nig, and she shouldn't be in the White House. Neither should her bozo husband. Romney will win this one, and the Obamas can go back to the ghetto where their darkie asses belong.
That's all it was? That there were papers in the past? WTF Trump? Are you kidding? Who gives a F***?
It's because she found out he was gay.
Trump never said or implied that Barry is divorcing Michelle. Where do you get your info? Trump already made his announcement and surprisingly you did not post it.
Donald Trump has just issued a $5 million challenge to Barack Obama — if POTUS releases his college records, Trump says he'll donate $5 mil to a charity of B.O.'s choice.
Trump just made the "announcement" via a YouTube video — saying, "If Barack Obama opens up and gives his college records and applications … and if he gives his passport applications and records I will give to a charity of his choice — Inner City Children of Chicago, American Cancer Society, AIDS Research … a check immediately for 5 million dollars."
Trump continued, "The check will be given within one hour after he releases all of the records … he'll be doing a great service for the country if he does this."
This coming from a guy who has been twice divorced and cheated on his first wife with Marla Maples. Ok so they had some issues in the 20 years of the marriage, show me one couple who hasnt thought of cutting and running. The difference is they didnt they stuck it out and kept the family intact. That shows determination and character. Trump has neither.
I guss this is what you do when have money..Get a lfe.. You're upset because Obama what to tax your money cheap ass. Goes use some of your money on your hair…
Re: Mr Pete – I'm gong out on a limb, but WHY?
Jackie O? Michelle couldn't;t come close to being a pimple on Jackie O's ass.
The real story is that the almost-Obama divorce was caused by Michelle's affair:
Integrity? PLEASE…Hey Donald ….have you purchased your new 20 year old wife yet? You are a pathetic, ugly, old, worthless piece of crap, who is so insecure, you try to cover your face with that ugly hairdo. I've never been able to look at you when you are on tv, I get so nauseated.
Re: Pansy Hunter – You fucked up racist fool…. take your white ass elsewhere where humanity does not exist! That's where you belong, not amongst civilization. Connasse va!
Michelle Obama classy? Sorry I do not think so. My favorite first lady after Jackie O was Barbara Bush and then Nancy Reagan a distant second.
My vote for Romney went out in the mail Saturday, voted absentee, only way to go.
If Trump will show us what he looks like without his hairpiece, we'll donate $5M to charity. If he refuses, we'll donate it elsewhere.
Have you done almost done with Halloween outfits? It is the time to meet some one to celebrate the festival.
Re: hoochpit – Have you done almost done with Halloween outfits? It is the time to meet some one to celebrate the festival.
Re: L.T. – WOW, what a low-life redneck. Go somewhere and redneckonize fool you desires for an african american mandingo!