That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
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Uhh, we don't think so!
We aren't sure why the world takes the real estate mogul's biased belittling of Barack Obama with more than a grain of salt, though we suppose The Apprentice creator's flair for the dramatic is occasionally intriguing!
So what dirt does the captain of the combover purportedly have on the Perezident, anyway?
HIgh above the Alps my Gnome has heard that Donald Trump will announce that he has unearthed divorce papers between the Prez and his wife.
— Douglas Kass (@DougKass) October 23, 2012
you your gnomes kidding us?!
Michelle Obama is the most compelling First Lady since Jackie O — the Prez would never divorce his better half!!
You might as well try and convince us Barack is selling cocaine out of the White House Rose Garden!
Don't tell us… that's one of the theories too?!
For what it's worth, desperate Donald insists everyone's guesses are way off base.
All predictions re: my 12 o'clock release are totally incorrect.Stay tuned!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2012
Check back for the
exciting conclusion to Trump's Twitter-gate at Noon EST!
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