Don't read from the book! Don't read from the book! DON'T READ FROM THE BOOK!!!!
Oopsies. These kids are screwed.
The first teaser trailer for the remake of Evil Dead has been released (above) and the movie looks TERRIFYING!
It turns out time was exactly what this franchise needed to make a comeback because the special effects are no longer limited to rubber masks and red paint. They look incredibly realistic, which means the movie will be incredibly horrifying to watch.
If U have seen the original, then you're already anticipating the kind of demonic mayhem that will assault your eyes when this reboot hits theaters this spring.
And yes, it appears that the trees are still as horny as ever, so keep those chastity belts on, ladies.
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