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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Using 50 Shades For Baby Making?!

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Girl wants to get all kind of preggers… in the kinkiest way possible!!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are on the official marriage track, it seems the pair are excited at the prospect of having a baby… and we mean excited in the BEST way possible!

Rumor has it the attractive duo are using E.L. James' erotic fan-fiction turned unbelievable best seller Fifty Shades of Grey as a means of titillating encouragement, so that Jen can get down, dirty, and pregnant!

One sexy source reveals:

"Jen and Justin are having the time of their life trying for a baby and Jen has been totally inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey and has acted out some of the scenes with Justin. They’re at is like crazy. She said they’ve been having wild fun with feathers and blindfolds and dirty talk."

Now, there was another celebrity couple recently linked to Fifty Shades-inspired sex play… hmmm, who was it again?

OH YEAH, only Jennifer's ex Brad Pitt and his wifey-to-be Angelina Jolie!

Rivalry much?! LOLZ.

Well anyway, we hope Jen and Justin's red room of pain works its domineering magic on Jennifer's uterus and demands a sperm-egg fusion, so that they can stop the arduous task of all that kinky f*cking.

HA!

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21 comments to “Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Using 50 Shades For Baby Making?!”



  1. 1

    Jen may look great on the outside, but it doesn't change the fact that she has 43 year old ovaries. 50 Shades may not be enough - she will probably need medical intervention to conceive.



  2. 2

    Get top trending news in one place: headlinedigest.com



  3. 3

    He looks shit faced and might have a little trouble in the wiener section tonight! I will fill in any time when need Jen :)



  4. 4

    Poor Bitter Barren Spinster Jennifer Aniston; how long is she going to keep this charade going?

  5. tahoegeminii says – reply to this


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    Justin does looked blitzed and Anustain looks like she is barely containing her rage-he is going to get it when he gets home-and NOT sex-besides the desperate PR leak/plan to upstage Brad and Angie-Anustain has already dropped the hint several times she wants the lead role in the movie even though it is for someone 20 years younger-kind of like those pathetic hints about being a "Bond Girl" or to get George Clooney to ask her out-the whole idea is just grossing me out-what a fake poser loser-she just never ceases to amaze at how contrived and manipulating she thinks she is-looks like she had her face peeled and botox again and for someone with a new hair care line hers is starting to look pretty thin and scraggly-guess those "famous locks" were all fake hair extensions that now she can't wear cause it is making the rest of her hair fall out-I bet Justin is thinking about Heidi or Kristen Stewart-right now!!



  6. 6

    I wonder if Justin is thinking about Jennifer when he's BANGING Kristen Stewart…..



  7. 7

    Aniston has said repeatedly that she's not making some huge, desperate effort to have children; she has said again and again that if it happens, great, if not, that's great too.
    .
    Re: rosebud99 – Many women in the 40s and 50s conceive naturally. It happens all the time. Remember that when you generalize.
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    Re: tahoegeminii – Wow. You're pretty pathetic. I don't care how old you are; I would wager that even if you had 50 cosmetic surgeries, you couldn't look HALF as good as Aniston does. Your natural ugliness has made you bitter and sour on the inside. If you can't afford meds, please drown your too-obvious sorrows in booze and STFU, loser.

  8. shelby says – reply to this


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    Re: I Prayed not to be Gay – Jealous much? You sound bitter.



  9. 9

    Re: Pansy Hunter – It's a fact that a woman's chances of conceiving decrease steadily after the age of 35. Sure, it happens naturally for some women in their 40's - extremely rare for 50's - but as we get older we are simply not as fertile.



  10. 10

    YOU KNOW THAT THIS STORY IS FABRICATED, HEY?

  11. marcella says – reply to this


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    SHE'S PASSED HER EXPIRATION DATE…THE ONLY WAY SHE'S GETTING A KID IS IF SHE BUYS ONE, CAUSE PLASTIC SURGERY DOES NOT STOP YOUR INSIDES FROM AGAIN AND SHE'S ALMOST 50…



  12. 12

    Maybe Jennifer can buy a White baby from the same Baby Broker Beyonce used….

  13. @v@ says – reply to this


    13

    Re: overthere – Probably baloney. TMI. He's quoting a 'sexy source.'

  14. Emmy says – reply to this


    14

    Not everyone wants a freaking baby, geez!! I am not even a fan of this woman, but I feel bad for her because she's constantly on womb watch when she probably doesn't even want a kid. News flash…KIDS ARE NOT "ALL THAT"! Some people enjoy fucking, running around their house naked and smoking weed, and being able to go and come as they please and worry about trying to get a sitter, or taking little brats to soccer practice, or going to "back to school" nights.

  15. automaticsystematic says – reply to this


    15

    Glad she found herself a hip, eccentric cutie :) But with the world being overpopulated and they have all that $$$, why not jump on the adoption bandwagon? Totally admirable…and GREEN!

  16. michy says – reply to this


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    Re: Emmy – hahaha amen!!

  17. teeter totter says – reply to this


    17

    One of the most boring books ever written.
    Wish them luck with having a baby.

  18. Classy says – reply to this


    18

    Could you please tell me why this is in Angelina's news who cares what they do how stupid to put in her news!i won't be reading your posts any more !!!

  19. star says – reply to this


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    Re: Emmy – I agree, if Jen wanted children should would have had them by now, Im sure she enjoys her freedom and just having fun with Justin

  20. amirtha08 says – reply to this


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    She wants to have a baby soooo much. If she is able to have a baby, she should have it long time ago. She was with John Mayer; with who else; too many men already and she hasn't be able to get pregnant yet. It's true, her body clock is ticking. She is not a young woman anymore. The best time for a woman to get pregnant is under 35 years old. Pregnancy after 40 is categorized as high risk. Don't you think that she hasn't visit her Ob-Gyn by now? I bet she already did. Maybe sleeping with too many men caused it.

  21. kokolette says – reply to this


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    yeah, Perez sounding bitter again and desperately seeking attention from bRANGELINA - oh look i'm calling jen out on trying to one up you.. mAYBE THEY WILL READ YOUR posts one day and adopt you too…or maybe Angelina will let you have a go at Brad while she watches. keep trying..you're so crass.-
    would you look happy and energized with paps all up in your face when you're trying to have a relaxing vacation? Oh i bet you would ….