Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
Girl wants to get all kind of preggers… in the kinkiest way possible!!
Rumor has it the attractive duo are using E.L. James' erotic fan-fiction turned unbelievable best seller Fifty Shades of Grey as a means of titillating encouragement, so that Jen can get down, dirty, and pregnant!
"Jen and Justin are having the time of their life trying for a baby and Jen has been totally inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey and has acted out some of the scenes with Justin. They’re at is like crazy. She said they’ve been having wild fun with feathers and blindfolds and dirty talk."
Now, there was another celebrity couple recently linked to Fifty Shades-inspired sex play… hmmm, who was it again?
Rivalry much?! LOLZ.
Well anyway, we hope Jen and Justin's red room of pain works its domineering magic on Jennifer's uterus and demands a sperm-egg fusion, so that they can stop the arduous task of all that kinky f*cking.
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