That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
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Well… singers ARE told to PROJECT their voices!
But it seems the duo can get a tad overzealous when indulging in their sexy selves, ’cause Katy Perry's West Hollywood neighbors have apparently complained that they can hear Katy and John's love-making, ’cause it's so gosh darn LOUD!!!
"[Katy & John] have very loud sex, keep very late hours and like to turn up the tunes."
HAAAAH! Hoh goodness, we're just dithering about over this HIGHlarious news!
We know you're both successful singers guys, but that doesn't mean EVERYONE wants to hear you moaning and groaning while interlocking your private parts at all hours of the night!
But hey, all they need to do is install some soundproof padding, and they can basically turn their bedroom into a sexcapade sound studio… they could even record that sh*t and put it out as a duet album!
It would be like the popular musical equivalent to Fifty Shades of Grey!
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