It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Now we ain't sayin' she's a gold digger but.. Kim K doesn't come cheap!!
To start with, they're spending $500k on a wedding planner? Yikes!
We guess they need someone to fire if it rains!!
We know it takes a lot of luscious white lace to cover your impeccable curves, but $8.5 mil for a DRESS?!
Holy cow, girl — did they make it out of diamonds and shaved rhino horn??
Well kind of, LOLz!!
“Kim’s dream dress would have real pearls and white diamonds, like the [gown] desgined by Yumi Katsura, which cost $8.5 million."
Wowzers!! Sounds fancy schmancy!
Kim is also still trying to figure out the music!
Or should they import a Canadaian voice and drop $6 mil on Celine Dion?
We can't answer that one for you but something tells us, with all the successes you two have, your hearts checking accounts will go — even if you drop $20 mil on a one night extravaganza!!
Sometimes the best entertainment is free!!
Another rousing round of Kris Jenner as the topless Wonder Woman, anyone??
Hopefully it's the only wedding
either of them Kanye will ever have, so it should be an affair to remember!
[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]