As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Megan Fox is suing someone for giving her tittays she never wanted!
And we aren't talking some botched boob job by a Beverly Hills surgeon!
The foxy Mama is majorly miffed because the website Celebrity Jihad reportedly posted Photoshopped pics of her head pasted over another beautiful woman's naked body!
Her lawyers sent the site cease and desist paperwork last week claiming the posted photos are 100% fake and need to be taken down immediately.
"While we appreciate Megan Fox's concern for her image, we find it hard to believe that a woman who spent two Transformers movies bent over with her breasts pressed together could have her reputation damaged by a blatantly satirical website."
Touché, satirical website! Touché!
Risqué ads featuring a scantily clad new Mommy went public days after she revealed giving birth to her and Brian Austin Greene's beautiful baby boy, Noah Shannon!
So why stress over a few obviously fake pics?
[Image via WENN.]