Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Seriously, can Tom Hanks just NEVER stop promoting his new film, Cloud Atlas?!
We simply CANNOT get enough of him these days!
Whether he's posing for photos with drunk college students who stole his glasses, dropping accidental F-bombs on morning television, or finding a sincere, heartfelt way to bring laughter to a memorial service in honor of a dearly departed friend, the actor has pretty much solidified his title as "coolest guy in Hollywood!"
And just in case you STILL had doubts, he DEFINITELY squashed them during his appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon!
Ch-ch-check out his truly PROFOUND spoken word poem about the '90s sitcom Full House (above)!
Have mercy, indeed! This shiz is INSPIRED!
Bravo, Tom! Standing ovations all around!
We have no doubt in our mind that Kimmy Gibbler APPROVES! LOLz!