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What The Tabs Are Talking About!

jennifer aniston ryan gosling christina aguilera sandra bullock britney spears justin timberlake jessica biel mila kunis maculay culkin star october 25 2012 magazine tabloid cover

OOOH WE JUST LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS!!

Looks like some pissed off housekeepers wanted to sell their stories to the tabs this week! And according to Star, certain celebrities are being exposed for the unimaginable!

And seeing as how the 50 Shades sex act shocker is the only one that doesn't include a female pronoun, we're gonna have to assume they're wanting us to believe that's about Ryan Gosling.

Unless of course they're being jerks and just playing with our emotions! Sometimes they can be torturous, you know…

But seriously… who the hell hides cheeseburgers under their bed?? It's not like any of these people are broke! Sounds like they're just too embarrassed… oh no, binge alert!!

And shut the hell up — what are they saying about Britney Spears and meth?? We may just have to go out and buy this fan-fiction! LOL!!

BUT ANYWAYS…

If you wanna read all about Jessica Simpson's weight issues, UsWeekly has her "struggle" covered!! We can only imagine the goodness that lies in that one!!

Oh and also… the 5,385th source to call John Mayer the wrong guy for any celebrity Katy Perry has come forward. SHOCKER!!

MOVING ALONG…

We know we've already shown you the glorious cover of People, with Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's prom wedding scrapbook advertised on the cover, but we could all look at this baby again!

Damn he's fine…

BUT IN LESS ROMANTIC NEWS…

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are said to be on the rocks. But that doesn't mean she can't be a MaMa Bear! Life & Style says she's prepared to raise a baby alone.

Now, excuse while we laugh our ass off as the thought of any Kardashian ever being alone is just erroneous! C'mon, there's always a cameraman somewhere!

AHEM….

So, did you know that a certain lil' Teen Mom had some work done?? That's what inTouch is talking about this week… Yeah.

We just hope the Teen Mom gets some work done with baby too if ya know what we mean..

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…

Cher is fabulous. Cher is glorious.

Cher is the subject of a tabloid sex scandal.

And with that being said, we must adjourn this meeting of tabloid tales to re-read our newest fave tabby tale!!! Ha!

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, LOVAHS!!! XX

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3 comments to “What The Tabs Are Talking About!”



  1. 1

    Jennifer Aniston is still on the cover of magazine's….will this old lady ever go away, she has like a billion dollars off of bad "acting".



  2. 2

    They all sign confidentiality agreements so this issue, like all their other issues, is fake.

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    Aniston is the 50 Shades one. She is using the book as a way to get preggo. Good luck, Jen!! If anyone deserves to have a baby it is you!! <3