All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
OOOH WE JUST LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS!!
Looks like some pissed off housekeepers wanted to sell their stories to the tabs this week! And according to Star, certain celebrities are being exposed for the unimaginable!
Unless of course they're being jerks and just playing with our emotions! Sometimes they can be torturous, you know…
But seriously… who the hell hides cheeseburgers under their bed?? It's not like any of these people are broke! Sounds like they're just too embarrassed… oh no, binge alert!!
And shut the hell up — what are they saying about Britney Spears and meth?? We may just have to go out and buy this fan-fiction! LOL!!
If you wanna read all about Jessica Simpson's weight issues, UsWeekly has her "struggle" covered!! We can only imagine the goodness that lies in that one!!
Damn he's fine…
BUT IN LESS ROMANTIC NEWS…
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are said to be on the rocks. But that doesn't mean she can't be a MaMa Bear! Life & Style says she's prepared to raise a baby alone.
Now, excuse while we laugh our ass off as the thought of any Kardashian ever being alone is just erroneous! C'mon, there's always a cameraman somewhere!
So, did you know that a certain lil' Teen Mom had some work done?? That's what inTouch is talking about this week… Yeah.
We just hope the Teen Mom gets some work done with baby too if ya know what we mean..
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
Cher is fabulous. Cher is glorious.
Cher is the subject of a tabloid sex scandal.
And with that being said, we must adjourn this meeting of tabloid tales to re-read our newest fave tabby tale!!! Ha!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, LOVAHS!!! XX