This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
He swears that his $5 million offer for the President to prove his life story once and for all to the American people is not a publicity stunt.
If that's the case, then why did he have to go on Piers Morgan Tonight to say that?
"It's not a publicity stunt. I'm not looking to pay $5 million. Frankly, I have other things. I have my own charities that I contribute to … It's a serious, very serious offer."
"If there's nothing wrong with his applications, if everything's fine, why wouldn't he do it? I think that would be a terrible thing of the President, to not do it in order to pick up $5 million."
Maybe because he's been the President of the United States for nearly four years and if someone doesn't believe he's an American at this point, they probably never will.