And it's freaking hilarious!
Ch-ch-check out the brutal bit (above)!
Just days after
dumping sacking Mark Sanchez, there's absolutely nothing desperate about our fave former Housewife!
Eva Longoria urged students at UNLV to rock the vote yesterday and, more specifically, re-elect the man who believes the only requisite for marriage is an abundance love!
As the 37 year-old actress just cut the NY Jets player out of her life completely, sources revealed their main conflict was making time for each other!
Ahh, we see!
Eva won't play catch with Mark's oblong pigskin, but there's room in her schedule to squeeze in President Obama's long, hard
, and delicious campaign trail?!
That's good news for Obama supporters, as the lovely Mrs. Longoria will surely wrangle up more votes, but bad news for Eva/Tim Tebow shippers, as the two would likely clash politically!!
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