Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
But the lady bombshell recently just dropped…well, she dropped a bombshell!!!
Jessica Biel will be changing her last name to that of her gorgeous husband, and we may all refer to her now as, drumroll please, Jessica Timberlake!!!
“Yes, I’m changing my name. My professional name will still be the same, but for life, yes, I think it sounds great. I think I really won the jackpot of names. It’s hard to find that one person in the world. Once you find that person, go for it. That kind of commitment is very special.”
You really didn't need to say anything else - you had us at changing your name.
Wow, Jessica Timberlake, Jess-i-ca Tim-ber-lake.
Kind of rolls off the tongue don't you think?
We can't wait until these two Timberlakes get it on, and they have little puddles running around.
Get it? Because puddles are smaller than lakes, and if they have kids…
…Oh, never mind!!!
[Image via WENN.]