That's it! Cher totally wins the Internet!
On Tuesday, the 70-year-old couldn't help but poke fun at the businessman's reported bromance with Russian President Vladimir Putin!
The icon posted:
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Guess the f*ck again!
A new report details the loooong list of promises the cheating Twilight star had to make before getting back into Rob good graces — and it's INTENSE! Let's just say the guy isn't cutting any corners or taking any chances this go-around!
For starters she has to give Rob the passwords to her phone and e-mail — without him handing over his info! HA!
“She’ll go into individual therapy and continue couple’s therapy, and she’ll pay for both."
And to make sure she's not even TEMPTED to cheat, she's cutting out half of the people in her life. Our source says:
"Kristen has offered to get rid of her guy friends, cut out all contact with ex-boyfriends and stop hanging with girls who want to go out to meet guys.”
R-Patz' most over-the (though valid) requirement of his two-timing lover… she has to undergo a lie-detector test! We're told:
“Rob wants Kristen to take a lie-detector test, and as much as she hates the idea, it’s something she says she’ll consider."
YIKES! That is sooo humiliating!
He can ask her anything, like "Are you still cheating on me?" "Am I good in bed?" or "Do you think you're more talented than me" and she HAS to tell the truth!
Clearly she's having to make some BIG lifestyle changes, but to her it's worth it.
Rob is extremely pleased Krissy agreed to his ultimatum, cuz he wanted to be back with Stewie just as much as she wanted to be back with him. The insider adds:
“She wasn’t just his girlfriend, she was his best friend. And the bottom line is that Rob couldn’t stand being away from her.”
In the end it's a win-win for everyone!
The couple aaaand the Twi-Hards that lurve seeing their favorite vamps in love!
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