As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Now this is an offer we can get behind! Or under, as it were!
Ch-ch-check out this clip from The Colbert Report (above), for the most HIGHlariously indecent proposal we've seen in a long while!!
So whatya say, Mizter Trump?
Ready to close your eyes and open your mouth for a good cause!