All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Now this is an offer we can get behind! Or under, as it were!
Ch-ch-check out this clip from The Colbert Report (above), for the most HIGHlariously indecent proposal we've seen in a long while!!
So whatya say, Mizter Trump?
Ready to close your eyes and open your mouth for a good cause!