We aren't sure how someone without a beating heart stays so effing hot but Ian Somerhalder does it anyway!
Ch-ch-check out a tasty sampling of a smoldering Ian (above) on tonight's episode of The Vampire Diaries!
Mmm! We thoroughly enjoy
Christian Grey's Ian's angst-ridden seXXXy vamp face!
And it's your lucky day, Diary fanatics!
After watching Damon and Stefan squaring off in the first clip, we have a second, even hotter one for you (below)!!
Watch Nina Dobrev getting snuggly on Paul Wesley's lovely crotch rocket…AFTER THE JUMP!!!