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Woman Poses As Doctor To Trick Friend Into Gay Marriage!!!

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Angela Buchanan

This may be the most CRAY-CRAY story we have heard all year!

Texas woman Angela Buchanan is being charged with misdemeanor online impersonation, which sounds pretty mundane and boring. But just wait until you find out why!

According to affidavits, Angela told her girlfriend- BFF, not romantic- she had breast cancer, and after the two had a nice long cry about it, a "doctor" contacted Angela's friend online.

The doc, actually Angela Internet-cognito, told the friend that Angela's cancer could be treated in a unique way. The affidavit says:

"[The victim] [said] that 'Doc' advised that the pre-cancerous mass in Buchanan's breast could possibly be delayed or cured by an increase in certain hormone production. 'Doc' advised that this hormone production could be stimulated by sexual intercourse.

'Doc' began to recommend to [the victim] that she participate in sexual activity [with Buchanan] in order to bolster this hormone production and possibly save her friend's life."

Wow, right? Totally not even done!

Angela's BFF fell for the whole shebang and started engaging in regular sex, despite the BFF A) not being a lesbian and B) having "religious convictions" against it.

She apparently was just that good a friend! In fact, she was so good a friend, that when Angela- as herself- said they should get married to help with a child custody dispute, the friend WENT THROUGH WITH IT!

It wasn't until after wedding that the victim's daughter started to put 2 and 2 together and helped her mom to uncover the whole sordid mess.

When charged, Angela confessed to the plot and was released on a $1,500 bond.

We have to get down to Texas! It sounds like a good place to sell this bridge we've been trying to unload!

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12 comments to “Woman Poses As Doctor To Trick Friend Into Gay Marriage!!!”

  1. 1

    i'm having a hard time believing that this person is just a really amazingly good friend. i've had my friends ask for waaay less than what the doctor and this crazy woman was asking for, and i said no because i didn't believe in it or knew it'd hurt me to help them. maybe i'm a bad friend. or maybe i'm just SANE!

  2. Dixie Dee says – reply to this


    Is she related to Joe Biden ?

  3. 3

    Re: Lady Who? – Of course they do, you've been here enough to see PERVez's dicks, hearts on guys crotches, etc.

  4. 4

    the "friend" has a terminal case of STUPIDITY.

  5. 5

    Omg, I can't stop laughing

  6. JOY says – reply to this




  7. 7

    Those dumb ass Republicans in fat ass Texas…

  8. 17892931 says – reply to this


    Seriously? Youre agreeing with this WTF is wrong with u?????

  9. teeter totter says – reply to this


    Re: raypearson – Thanks I agree. I would do a few favors for the handful of friends I have but marriage? No way.

  10. Crispy Bacon says – reply to this


    She doesn't look old enough to have a friend with a kid old enough to put two and two together.

  11. 11

    I'm sorry but if you're that fucking stupid to fall for it, you deserve it.

  12. romneylies says – reply to this


    Somewhere I'm hearing the theme from Deliverance playing…..