No, not Allied...
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Ew! Ew! Ew! Ewwwwwwwww!
Most guys want their girlfriends to cook for them, but an officer working for the NYPD has been arrested because he wanted to cook HER!
Officer Gilberto Valle, a member of the force for six years, was busted by the FBI for plotting to kidnap and cook his girlfriend.
Luckily, he never went through with it and no one was hurt.
Still, now we know there are people out there who want to cook other people like they are Thanksgiving turkeys and the world is now a shade darker in our eyes.
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