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NYPD Officer Arrested For Plotting To Cook Meth His Girlfriend!

| Filed under: Icky Icky PooLegal MattersBusted!

Ew! Ew! Ew! Ewwwwwwwww!

Most guys want their girlfriends to cook for them, but an officer working for the NYPD has been arrested because he wanted to cook HER!

Officer Gilberto Valle, a member of the force for six years, was busted by the FBI for plotting to kidnap and cook his girlfriend.

Even more terrifyingly disgusting? He had illegally accessed a federal database to find 100 other possible victims, which he planned to sell to other cannibals for $5,000 each.

Luckily, he never went through with it and no one was hurt.

Still, now we know there are people out there who want to cook other people like they are Thanksgiving turkeys and the world is now a shade darker in our eyes.

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7 comments to “NYPD Officer Arrested For Plotting To Cook Meth His Girlfriend!”

  1. tempe says – reply to this


    "ew, ew" ? What kind of man uses that word when reporting a serious story ? Stick to celebrity news

  2. 2

    Perez stop smoking meth, it shows through your posts. Seriously stop. No wonder your mother moved out.

  3. 3

    if your going to report a serious story, please get the facts right. he wasnt planning on cooking his girlfriend, because he doesnt have one! he had a wife who found the plot to kidnap and cook about 100 women and immediately called the police.

  4. tempe says – reply to this


    Re: AshleyJoy_x3 – Whaaaaaaat ??? Perez not fact checking ???? whaaaaaaattt ????

  5. automaticsystematic says – reply to this


    He must've gotten his hands on some bath salts!

  6. KAT says – reply to this


    Probably wanted to eat Chinese food while he was stalking people and being all sorts of disgusting and nosy on the Internet.
    Isn't it against the law to use that power of pc investigating by the police illegal?
    I hope a beer, ok, a case of Triple XXX..nah, oil cans, fall on his head. He looks so innocent tho.
    Pffffffft, I love that movie Serpico.

  7. @v@ says – reply to this


    When they said 'Protect and Serve' they didn't mean dinner.