Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
A Glock?! Seriously?!
Aren't Texans supposed to use six-shooters?
In all seriousness, Jack Scalia, star of the '80s hit TV series Dallas, did something totally uncool yesterday! He tried to sneak a gun onboard his airplane!
We know your show was set in The Lone Star State but that does NOT give you a license to pin a badge to your chest and play cowboy at an international airport!!
Was he angry because they didn't cast him in the Dallas reboot on TNT?
Jack remains in custody though we're curious to learn what he was thinking!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]