You can't say he didn't try!
We may not have seen it coming, but honestly… after all the shizstorms Steve Honig weathered as Lindsay Lohan's rep, we're surprised he made it this long upon further review.
"Michael wishes he were that important."
Unfortunately, that's about as far as he goes, explaining:
"I'm not discussing this out of respect for my client."
Go enjoy a spa day, Steve!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]