All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Who said Republicans couldn't wrangle up celebrity endorsements?!
Mitt Romney's special guest at an Ohio rally yesterday was Meat Loaf!
Remember him? The I'd Anything for Love rocker was huge in 1992! And he drove the bus in the Greatest Movie Ever, a.k.a. Spice World!
It turns out he's an avid supporter of Mittens!
Or, maybe he isn't!! It's hard to tell because we aren't sure whether Mitt and Meat's duet did the former Governor's campaign any good!
Ch-ch-check out Mizter Loaf's unbelievable, indescribable, and slightly terrifying rendition of America the Beautiful (above)!
Uh… Is this what a brain aneurism feels like?