Taylor Lautner Just Flew In From Brazil And Boy Are His Glorious Biceps Tired!

Ahhhh, Tay Tay!
Glorious, tanned, muscular, and appropriately veiny Tay Tay!!
Cameras caught up with the always beautiful — but never sparkly — Taylor Lautner at LAX yesterday! The Breaking Dawn: Part 2 star looked grateful to be home after his long promo tour in South America!
While Kristen Stewart ate tuna sashimi in Tokyo and Robert Pattinson cuddled koalas Down Under, Jacob pimped their motion picture from the other end of the Pacific, in Rio de Janeiro!!
We bet he really made an imprint on all the Brazilians he met, LOLz!!
We're sooooo glad Tay Tay landed safely, though we wish it were into our arms!!
The last film in the Twilight series premieres November 16. We're tearing up just thinking about it!!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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specially with those big d*cked hot top brazilians there! dayum!!!!
uhhh…he looks pretty scrawny to me. looks like a lightweight in the gym
well i'm sure he sucked alota d.i.ck. in brazil
DON'T OVERLOOK ONE COOL FACT :
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WHEN YOU THROW KENYA KENNY OBAMA OUT … YOU'LL BE GETTING RID OF THAT LIFE-LONG PARASITE :BALDIE JOE BIDEN … FOREVER !!! TOTALLY !!!!
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HE'S OUT OF THE SENATE AND OUT OF LUCK … GETTIN' RID OF BIDEN IS WORTH KICKIN' OUT OBAMA EVEN FOR BLACKS !!!!
BRAZIL IS IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN, DUMBASS!!!! NOT IN THE PACIFIC!!!
SO FUCKING STUPID HONESTLY THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS YEAR THAT U MANAGED TO WRITE A POST THAT IS EITHER ENTIRELY WRONG OR DISRESPECTFUL TOWARDS THE BRAZILIAN CULTURE…..
SO FUCK YOU PEREZ!
God damn you are a fucking homo.
Well he's certainly nice on the eyes!
just go wack-off already
Had a trip planned there mid-80's but the crime was so high that we went to Costa Rica instead (great decision!). Hope to get there sometime but a trip to Buenos Aires with 3 plane changes just killed me. So far from SoCal.
TAYLOR HOTNER IS SOOOO F*CKING HOTTTTTTT!!!!
Wish Taylor Lautner would come down under
cant wait til Nov 15 Australian release date (",) ill let you know how many minutes we get of him topless
Taylor is so ugly, it's scary.
taylor is such a butter face, and he's short too.