This is so sad.
John McClane is BACK and he'll stop at nothing to make the streets of Moscow safe again!
We suppose it is time Bruce Willis went global with his ass-kicking talents!
Ch-ch-check out the first official trailer for A Good Day to Die Hard (above) and try not to pee yourselves in all the amazeballz excitement!!
So why is the
greatest surliest American hero stuck in Mother Russia?
Is he vacationing on the Trans-Siberian railway? Freeing Pussy Riot from their gulags??
Who knows? Who cares?!
Die Hard 5 breaks
hearts bones on Valentine's Day 2013!
You can bet your Baryshnikov we already penciled in a date with Bruce and a bag of lightly-salted, unbuttered popcorn!!